Anticipation Enthusiasts Mugs

"We're still pre-rich."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Nostrildamus.

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

Suspense

'Being sick can sure affect your grades. The kid I cheat off of has been out all week.'

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

"Sharp pencils, clean paper, good light, comfortable chair, hot coffee, warm room... ready to work... perhaps the room is too warm..."

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Suspense

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."