Anticipation Enthusiast Gifts

Suspense

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"5...4...3...2..."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

The end is near.

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Happiness

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

What's with the shades, Dr. Kapuchnik? Sometimes, Al, your sunny outlook on life can be blinding.