Impatience Enthusiast Gifts

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

'Excuse me, I've been waiting seven hours now.'

'Can you at least wait until I put the glass down?'

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

The merger hits a snag.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Snail crossing

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

The Height of Impudence.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

No Presents Until Christmas Day

Gentleman whale.

Man attempts to be rid of girl's father so he can be with her

'No calls for an hour, Ms Jones. I'm resting on my laurels.'