Impatience Appreciator Gifts

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Snail crossing

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Very sorry

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"How do you manage to keep your hands so beautiful and soft, Sally?"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"I'm not wasting time; I'm listening to my muse."

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

'We have to act Your Majesty: The workers spend their time playing with their phones instead of working...'

My routine.

"Have you come far?"

Deferential equations.

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed