Patience Virtue Admirer Gifts

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Agility God

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Amen. Please help me up."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Snail crossing

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

You've got to admire his spunk.

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"Some dog friendly pub this is. Ten minutes I've been stood here, and still haven't been served!"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

"No question is stupid when all the questions are stupid."