Patience Virtue Admirer Pillows

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Agility God

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Amen. Please help me up."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Snail crossing

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

"Some dog friendly pub this is. Ten minutes I've been stood here, and still haven't been served!"

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Are we there yet?'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

'Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

"No question is stupid when all the questions are stupid."