Catitude Admirer Pillows

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Love

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

The Dandy

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Knight

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Canary Heaven...