Obedience Admirer Gifts

Agility God

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Dog Training.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Sit!"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Noise machines for dogs.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."