Obedience Lover Gifts

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Sit!"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."