Obedience Enthusiast Gifts

"You want me to sit down for this news? I haven't learned to do that yet."

"Whenever my owner stops telling me to stay."

'The problem is his 'will to' is greater than my 'will not'.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Dog Training Institute

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Stay! Roll over! Heel! I wish they'd expand the curriculum!'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Before I play dead what's my motivation?"

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Agility God

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"