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"You want me to sit down for this news? I haven't learned to do that yet."

'The problem is his 'will to' is greater than my 'will not'.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Dog Training Institute

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Stay! Roll over! Heel! I wish they'd expand the curriculum!'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Before I play dead what's my motivation?"

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Shake! Good Dog."

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Zombie pet tricks.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."