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"But stay off the couch."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Zombie pet tricks.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."