Impatience Appreciator Prints

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

Snail crossing

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Very sorry

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"How do you manage to keep your hands so beautiful and soft, Sally?"

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"I'm not wasting time; I'm listening to my muse."

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

"Have you come far?"

'We have to act Your Majesty: The workers spend their time playing with their phones instead of working...'

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

My routine.

'Having one of those days I see.'

Deferential equations.