Impatience Expert Gifts

'No, you can't fast forward the microwave like a DVD!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Snail crossing

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

Learner snail in front