Patience Professional Gifts

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

Snail crossing

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Women

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Road work next 15 years.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'