Patience Master Gifts

How to put a cat in cat in a box

Information: 'Out getting more.'

Road work next 15 years.

City Bank

Endless line

'...Are we there yet?...'

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

"Have you been waiting long?"

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'Is this magazine really two years old, or have I just been waiting here that long?'

'We've been stranded on this island for the last 20 years, so taking another hour to finish our chess game won't matter.'

'Mr. Crawford, the doctor will see you now.'

office noise

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'

"yetthhh, i hold..."

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Typical - you wait ages for a bus, and then come along at once.'

Fishing

'I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it.' (anger management clinic).

'Meanwhile, the women he married waits patiently.'

'No, no, take your time. I don't retire for another 15 years.'

"Okay, Mr account number 498D-00. Take a name and wait to be called."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Lack of Food at the Market.

"Your call has advanced in the queue, your persistence has been rewarded with an upgrade to premium hold."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

On Arriving at Hell's Hole He is Detained for Three Quarters of An Hour, While The Fish Sulks at the Bottom.

"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."

Time-lapse philately

"We are experiencing unusually high call volumes. Your estimated wait time is twenty minutes."

Women