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"Billy, you're nuts. There's nothing wrong with this Hispanic J Mart. In fact, it's just like every other J Mart! They have 30 checkout lanes...but only 2 of 'em are open!"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'He's under office-arrest.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

'I hear they're really good.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'I'll take #1.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

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'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

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"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Karate School.

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

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Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!