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'Tell the doctor when we lose our patience he's going to lose his.'

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

La Table

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Medical Center.

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'I believe you were first.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'I'll take #1.'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

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'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!