Patience Warrior Gifts

"We were definitely here before them."

"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the first available operator."

"Number Thirty Two."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Your call is important to us..."

Please wait here to be ignored...

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Monk Prompt

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Fishing.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Militant Pacifists

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."