Patience Warrior Pillows

"We were definitely here before them."

"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the first available operator."

"Number Thirty Two."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Your call is important to us..."

Please wait here to be ignored...

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Monk Prompt

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Fishing.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Militant Pacifists

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'