Patience Champion Pillows

Fishing.

'The manager will see you now.'

Your estimated wait-time is for us to know and you to find out.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'Are you done yet?'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Get rich slow"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

A watched kettle never boils.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

Three people waiting in a queue.