Patience Champions Pillows

"I'm only fourteen right now, but I figure by the time I get through this line I'll be old enough to drive."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Are you done yet?'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Get rich slow"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

A watched kettle never boils.

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

Three people waiting in a queue.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"We were definitely here before them."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."