Patience Player Pillows

Watch this space.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

The Artist 10k. Finish

'This can't be my ball, it's too old.' - 'Don't forget, we started a long time ago.'

"Push '4' to hear these options again...and this time pay attention!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Are you done yet?'

Fishing.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Women

Snail crossing

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Road work next 15 years.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

"Are you going to move?"

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'Are we there yet?'