Patience Player Mugs

Watch this space.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'This can't be my ball, it's too old.' - 'Don't forget, we started a long time ago.'

"Push '4' to hear these options again...and this time pay attention!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Are you done yet?'

Fishing.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

Women

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Road work next 15 years.

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"Are you going to move?"

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

office noise

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'