Patience Champion Mugs

Fishing.

'The manager will see you now.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'Are you done yet?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Snail crossing

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Get rich slow"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

"Come on, Andrea. Let's not let a few ants ruin our picnic,

Three people waiting in a queue.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

A watched kettle never boils.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'