Patience Hero Mugs

'Thank you for holding.'

Sorry out of numbers.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Are you done yet?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Fishing.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Snail crossing

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'Are we there yet?'

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Three people waiting in a queue.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"No question is stupid when all the questions are stupid."

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

"We were definitely here before them."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

Watch this space.

"I can't wait that long."

Thank you for not smacking

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"