Patience Hero Pillows

'Thank you for holding.'

Sorry out of numbers.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Are you done yet?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Fishing.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Snail crossing

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Three people waiting in a queue.

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"No question is stupid when all the questions are stupid."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

The Artist 10k. Finish

"We were definitely here before them."

Watch this space.

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"