Patience Personified Pillows

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

"No question is stupid when all the questions are stupid."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Being in limbo doesn't bother me because I had to visit doctors' offices a lot.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Are you done yet?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Snail crossing

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Women

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Road work next 15 years.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.