Patient Of Patience Pillows

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

Snail crossing

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"Are you going to move?"

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

A feast in a hospital bed.

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)