Patience Pillows

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'

'Sorry, he's away and won't be back for a week.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'For the wrong department: Press one. . . for a patronizing excuse: Press two. . .'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' 11 times and he's still holding

Please take a number if it will make you feel any better.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'We're all going to die...get over it!'

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Phone box - Thank you for not tapping

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Patience.

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

'Not yet! Not yet! Wait until he waxes it!'

Bored men in waiting room

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"I think I'm getting road rage."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

'Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

'You don't know anything about waiting.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.