Patient Of Patience Gifts

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Snail crossing

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'You gotta help me, doctor! I took a deep breath to get some fresh air and inhaled my Blackberry!'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Are you going to move?"

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'