Patient Patience Champion Gifts

'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Doctors Discussion

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Snail crossing

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Get rich slow"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department