Patient Patience Gifts

"The illness you came in with has cleared up naturally, but now you're covered in trolley sores."

Taking blood pressure

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Save the world together

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Women

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'