Patient Patience Tester Gifts

"The doctor will see you once you've waited long enough to understand who's boss."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

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"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

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'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Women

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Road work next 15 years.

The interminable!

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."