Patience Tester Gifts

Please take a number. Any day now.

New employee has been waiting over eight years to be given job description.

The interminable!

Push this button if you need to feel like your doing something.

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

"I've been waiting three hours!", "Yes. 'Time is the great healer.'"

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"The signal must be stuck."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Selling to the devil.

"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Supermarket queue for people who insist with paying with cheques

Electronic Banking...New Technology...Same Old...

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

Big Louie didn't have a lot of patience with computers.

'Please stay on the line -- Your call is very important to us.... important to us.... important to us.... important to us....'

"I think I'm getting road rage."

This one is broken...I've been stuck here for hours.

"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"

"We'll have this for you by next week."

"Ugh...it's Mr. Martinez. He's always picking fights with all the clerks."

"You've reached customer service. All our agents are currently busy. Listen to our ads between moments of hideous music. Would you take a survey at the end of this call?"

"Try mansplaining your way out of this one."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"How much longer? It's an emergency."

"Please inform the doctor he has a serious wait problem!"

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"You estimated wait time before you hang up in frustration is 19 minutes."

A man waits for his child on a snail animal ride.

"[STOP]"

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"You can put me on hold, Ted, but I can't guarantee I'll be here when you get back."

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