Patient Champions Gifts

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

Doctors Discussion

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Fishing.

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Stethoscope line.

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Stress on GPs

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Are you going to move?"

So, did you see any of those facist, right wing, anti-population growth zealots on your way in here?

"Let's run a few tests and see where we are."

'You gotta help me, doctor! I took a deep breath to get some fresh air and inhaled my Blackberry!'

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

A feast in a hospital bed.

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

Covid Duel

'And this is Mr Proctor, he manages the hospitals whistleblowing support team.'

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

"Take me! After 15 minutes of cell phone chatter and day-time TV, a colonoscopy will be a relief!"

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Burt's love of garlic was making him most unpopular with the other patients.

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'