Patient Patience Advocate Pillows

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Snail crossing

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Let's run a few tests and see where we are."

"Get rich slow"

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."