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'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

Snail crossing

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"Let's run a few tests and see where we are."

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...