Patience Expert T-Shirts

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'He's lasting longer than I thought, but that's OK, I'll wait: I brought a good book...'

Thank you for not smacking

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"We finally got some mail...it's a letter from the post office saying expect slow mail deliveries."

"This might take a while."

Press One....

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'We sure do. . . we have birds, patriotic, dogs, national parks, singers from the old south. . .'

'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'

'You don't know anything about waiting.'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Good. . . evening. . . welcome . . . to . . . the. . . slow. . . cooker. . ."

"I'm still waiting for my coffee. Has Juan Valdez left South America yet?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"