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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"You will arrive at your destination...in...five...months..."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Well, well...let's leave him cooling his heels for an unreasonable length of time.'

Snail crossing

'If I hang in there long enough, erosion will get me back on top.'

"Your call is very important to us . . . Please wait until hell freezes over."

"Just give me a moment and I'll think of something."

Turtle crossing: please be patient

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Lord, business is slow and I'm getting frustrated. If I change my name to 'Job' would that give me more PATIENTS?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Amen. Please help me up."

Fishing.

The merger hits a snag.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'You've made fine progress since morning. You'll be first in line tomorrow.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I used to live for the moment, but now I'm comfortable waiting 3 to 5 business days.'

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'Are we there yet?'

Snail Crossing - Two skeletons in the car.

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

Gentleman whale.