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'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

The merger hits a snag.

Snail crossing

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

The Height of Impudence.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'No. I insist. You first.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'Are we there yet?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"We're still pre-rich."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Being sick can sure affect your grades. The kid I cheat off of has been out all week.'

No Presents Until Christmas Day

Gentleman whale.

Man attempts to be rid of girl's father so he can be with her

'No calls for an hour, Ms Jones. I'm resting on my laurels.'

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

Two horizons, no waiting...

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.