Impatience Explorer T-Shirts

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Two horizons, no waiting...

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Couple

"Hell: The Airport"

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Bring your problems to work day.

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"You call that worrying?"

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

Unhappy clown.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

A psychic mows the lawn.

Snail crossing

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."