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'Are we there yet Dad?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Technological Dependence.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.