Impatient Explorers Gifts

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Technological Dependence.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"