Impatient Traveler Gifts

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

Slow. Every @#$% summer.

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Are we there yet?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Airline concerns.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Thanks TSA

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"For the 30th time, we're not there yet?"

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.