Quiet Traveler Gifts

Dignity Coach Tours - "Thank you for not singing"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Mummy Beggar

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Flight Socks.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

On Holiday

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.