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Dignity Coach Tours - "Thank you for not singing"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Mummy Beggar

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

On Holiday

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.