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"I just forgot everything I learned in there."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

On Holiday

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Yoga.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Guru.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"It is my place!"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Muzak's Top 10

Just in time

Feathered frenzy

Arabian island

"At last - no Trump."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Amongst the rush.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."