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'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Yoga.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

"It is my place!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Zenboni

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

Muzak's Top 10

"At last - no Trump."

Arabian island

Feathered frenzy

Just in time

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

On Holiday

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness