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Zenboni

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Gadget geek.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Fixing the Computer.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."